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[m0nKeY]

Someone stole my nick and:

20:09:46 doomRaven: who are you?
20:09:49
20:09:49 •—— whois: M0nKeY ——•
20:09:49 address: ~Troy_Kizm@d205-250-103-142.bchsia.telus.net
20:09:49 name: Troy Kizmann
20:09:49 server: *.quakenet.org [QuakeNet IRC Server]
20:09:49 idle: 9hrs 23mins 31secs
20:09:49 signed on: Wed Oct 24 10:45:58 2007 [9hrs 23mins 51secs]
20:09:49 •—— whois: end ——•
20:09:49
20:26:23 M0nKeY: hi
20:26:26 M0nKeY: i am monkeyshine
20:27:37 doomRaven: 20:09:46 M0nKeY: join up FREE at www.sickchp.com for the latest pictures of celebs naked!!!!!!!!!!
20:27:41 doomRaven: ^why you msg me this?
20:27:49 doomRaven: you been infected with an irc trojan?
20:28:23 M0nKeY: umm
20:28:30 M0nKeY: wtf
20:28:33 M0nKeY: when did i send that
20:28:36 M0nKeY: fuck
20:28:40 doomRaven: earlier today
20:28:49 M0nKeY: fuck
20:28:56 M0nKeY: i guess iam formatting my computer
20:29:06 doomRaven: would be a good idea
20:29:12 M0nKeY: sorry
20:29:17 doomRaven: no problem
20:29:23 doomRaven: just thought id let you know
20:29:28 M0nKeY: yea
20:29:31 M0nKeY: thanks a lot
20:29:34 doomRaven: your welcome
21:06:29 doomRaven is now known as m0nKeY

[Linus]

LOL

[m0nKeY]

That was a pure genius idea no? Cunt should count himself lucky, if that failed then I would of had GoDy shoot him in the face with a deagle.

Wonder if he really did format?

EDIT: Also, if you check the timestamp of what I said he said, it matches the exact time I sent the first message to him.

Either way the twat thanked me for bullshitting him to get the nickname he stole back.

[IceY]

(21:27:15) —› quit: (FrozenFood1) (~frozen@host81-159-171-96.range81-159.btcentralplus.com) (Ping timeout)
(21:30:08) —› join: (FrozenFood) (~frozen@host81-159-171-96.range81-159.btcentralplus.com)
(21:30:08) —› mode: (L) sets mode (+o FrozenFood)
(21:47:11) (@Nycron) Happy Bday FrozenFood
(21:47:30) (@Nycron) all the best for your future mental health
(21:48:07) (@IceY`) rofl


I found this funny, dunno if any1 else will

[m0nKeY]

Once again, Frozen excels himself.

21:05:49 @FrozenFood: speed limits = ok atm.
21:06:09 @FrozenFood: any road with an A or M in the name = no speed limit
21:06:27 @m0nKeY: ive got 100mph out of my 1.1 on the A5
21:06:35 @m0nKeY: but let off coz of the instant ban if you get caught
21:06:39 @FrozenFood: so dual carrageways really
21:06:43 @m0nKeY: surprised i got that out of a 106 though
21:07:16 @xiphias: i think i managed 98 out of my 106 but with no tacho i didnt want to push it
21:07:17 @FrozenFood: i got 500mph driving a Vemag HP30C meat grinder down the A11 near doncaster
21:07:42 @FrozenFood: got let off being a special case

[IceY]

hahahaa

[IceY]

yet another frozen one:

(20:03:44) (@FrozenFood) anyone need a hug?
(20:44:38) (Cyc) from your sis?
(20:50:28) (@FrozenFood) wyf
(20:50:30) (@FrozenFood) wtf
(20:50:39) (@FrozenFood) i dont have a sister
(21:01:38) (@xiphias) wtf
(21:01:46) (@xiphias) thats not what you said before
(21:02:28) (Cyc) yeh we all know you have a sister
(21:12:47) (@FrozenFood) how come car insurance is so expensive
(21:12:52) (@FrozenFood) its the fucking jews again
(21:12:58) (@FrozenFood) those fuckin shit eaters
(21:13:40) (Cyc) lol

[Nycron]

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(22:35:07) —› mode: (L) sets mode (+o FrozenFood1)
(22:35:11) (@FrozenFood1) hias!
(22:37:19) • @Cyc burns FrozenFood1's house down
(22:41:22) (@FrozenFood1) eep1
(22:41:25) (@FrozenFood1) whys1?
(23:08:06) (@FrozenFood1)
(23:08:15) (@FrozenFood1) cyc burnt my house down
(23:08:18) (@FrozenFood1) that paki
(00:06:45) —› quit: (FrozenFood1) (~frozen@host81-159-171-223.range81-159.btcentralplus.com)2 (Quit: Thanks to the VR training I did on board the discovery)

That being the only conversation while ff was online, makes it pretty funny.
Made me smile so i thought i post it...

[IceY]

(00:50:13) (@FrozenFood) right im off
(00:50:15) (@FrozenFood) to bed
(00:50:18) (@IceY`) nn FrozenFood
(00:50:19) (@IceY`) <3
(00:50:20) (@FrozenFood) goto bed
(00:50:22) (@Linus) nn frozun
(00:50:25) (@FrozenFood)
(00:50:27) —› quit: (FrozenFood) (~frozen@host81-159-175-26.range81-159.btcentralplus.com) (Quit: Thanks to the VR training I did on board the discovery)
(00:51:08) (FrozenFood_) i also im going to bed, that way, it doesnt count a mastubation
(00:51:13) —› quit: (FrozenFood_) (~tom@host81-159-175-26.range81-159.btcentralplus.com) (Quit: Ex-Chat)

[IceY]

(19:10:49) (@Lunis) nope IceY^
(19:10:52) (@Lunis) wont work :/
(19:10:54) (@Lunis) ima try something else
(19:10:56) (@Lunis) fuck hamachi
(19:10:57) (@IceY^) crap
(19:10:57) (@Lunis) gimme a sec
(19:10:59) (@IceY^) ok
(19:11:16) (@FrozenFood) when people try and toubleshoot their network connection over irc, it sounds as if they are negotianting a penis over TCP/IP for sex
(19:12:21) (@Lunis) brb restart
(19:12:43) —› quit: (Lunis) (~Linus@dslb-084-056-063-143.pools.arcor-ip.net) (Signed off)


lol so many frozen quotes, perhaps not the best one but as random as all the rest!

This post has been edited by IceY: May 30 2009, 06:28 PM

[FrozenFood]

Ahh.. its allways funny to read these

surly someone must be posting more!

[m0nKeY]

(11:14:40) (@FrozenFood) well the new 1tb is in 500gig drive is out
(11:14:41) (@FrozenFood) @
(11:14:43) (@FrozenFood) :@
(11:14:53) (@FrozenFood) now i have to copy 400gig of anime back across esata
(11:21:04) (@m0nKeY) you need a life man
(11:21:12) —› quit: (FrozenFood) (~FrozenFoo@host86-152-151-*.range86-152.btcentralplus.com) (Read error: EOF from client)

[Cyc]

Just saw this in a channel made me lol.

(12:30:30) (malio) so, apparently
(12:30:33) (malio) if you drive 100 MPH+
(12:30:38) (malio) cops cant catch up to you
(12:31:11) (+optix) thats total horseshit
(12:31:20) (malio) well the cop pursing me this morning sure couldnt
(12:31:27) (+optix) US?
(12:31:29) (malio) there were a lot of curves in the road
(12:31:29) (malio) yeah
(12:31:44) (+optix) those intercceptors have supercharged v8s
(12:31:54) (+optix) can break 100 easy
(12:31:54) (malio) no, it was prob a standard cop car
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(12:31:59) (malio) dude, this was at 5:30 AM
(12:32:08) (+optix) what car was it?
(12:32:14) (+optix) impala, crown vic?
(12:32:15) (+optix) charger?
(12:32:18) (malio) crown vic
(12:32:19) (malio) i think
(12:32:29) • +optix slaps RokDog with a 747
(12:32:32) (+optix) eh
(12:32:35) (malio) and im driving a corvette
(12:32:37) (+optix) should have had a v8 under the hood
(12:32:48) (malio) there's no way the cop could round those corners
(12:32:52) (malio) at the speeds i was
(12:33:11) (malio) i was doing 110 on the straightways
(12:33:14) (malio) and 100 on the curves
(12:33:23) —› quit: (yuriko) (~mia@dot.dot.dot) (Input/output error)
(12:33:29) (malio) cuz i got suspicious at a car i saw
(12:33:36) (malio) that looked like he was coming after me
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(12:33:44) —› mode: (ScT) sets mode (+v yuriko)
(12:34:10) (malio) and i was only 10 miles from my exit
(12:34:15) (malio) so i figured why chance it and stepped on it
(12:35:04) (malio) i dont feel like getting pulled over at 5:30 in the morning
(12:35:10) (malio) after a hard night of clubbing
(12:35:43) —› quit: (rushworld) (jingy@ScT-B09E808A.lns20.mel4.internode.on.net) (Quit:)
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(12:37:01) —› quit: (kao) (~kao@ScT-F2429007.runtheinter.net) (Quit: k bye)
(12:37:46) (malio) and a camaro tried to race me
(12:37:49) (malio) and lost
(12:37:58) (malio) he was going like 115 and i just blew by him
(12:38:35) (&Terska) you're so cool

[FrozenFood]

(12:38:35) (&Terska) you're so cool

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i dont get it