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31 May 2008
So i was rolling bawls again last night and guess what i found on the way home
![]() It was an A6, btw.
30 May 2008
Hay fishies. So, lately I've been happening to come across a lot of interesting information about drugs whilst borwsing the internets. Then just now I thought to myself, "wouldn't it be great to just have all this information in one place?". Why yes, it would!
So here we go sea creatures and gentlemen, the giant drug information topic! Post any interesting articles, findings, pictures of yourselves being retarded after doing too much coke, videos, stories and so on, that are related to our favourite substances and their uses.
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2 Feb 2008
Something odd happened to me a few hours ago this morning, something so extremely odd it seems to have completely changed my life. To set the scene, i went to a small get together with a friend from work and a few of his friends, all of them incredibly chilled smokers, but at the same time we had something around 5 grams of MDMA for all 7 or 8 of us.
anyway, the evening isn't really the exciting thing, i just had a mainly awesome, and sometime akward (because my mouth wouldn't stop talking at times) night on 2 .25mg crystal powder doses in little gelcaps. So anyways, it is now suddenly 9.30 am on saturday morning and we all leave to go back to our homes. I had just really taken my second dose at 5am along with a couple of us. The peak of my experience was slowly wearing off, and the comedown was just starting to kick in. For some reason, i was singularly so incredibly happy walking 2 miles home through the suburban sprawl of los angeles, that my mind just went "snap". My entire world changed. Within one moment of enlightment my entire view of the way i comprehend life has morphed into this happy glowing warm fuzzy feeling in my entire body. For the first time in what seems like my entire life am i truly happy and at peace. With myself, with everyone else and with a new sense of purpose and direction. I got home, sat down at my desk with a small notebook and a pen and ended up writing this: QUOTE("High as fuck") After finally getting my thoughts together long enough to put on my shorts, find this notebook and rummage around for a working pen, I have realised that i rightfully put a lot of trust into my currently extremely short attention span, and its being jumpy enough to distract me until my camera battery has been charged up for a good amount of time before i ever got around to thinking about using it. Anyways, imagine this: You have been reborn into an existing body. This is what i just went through, and i am currently basking in the afterglow of complete happiness at having found a reborn life. A Second Chance. My mind is a cocoon that has been split open to reveal a new 'Me'. Finally i have an idea of complete happiness, or at least the closest i and most others will probably ever hope to achieve. Seeing the world through the fascinated eyes of a toddler but possessing the intelligence, maturity and creativity of an educated and grown man. I think i could come up with innumerable examples, as i am living through so many of them at once right now. I will resubmerge into the collective consciousness of society as a person that has found the ultimate joy in life just by living it with no care or pressure, as simply as possible, as easy going and laid back as just about manageable without falling over constantly, a complete morph from the cave dweller i seem to have been last night. I rue my past self in a way, i wasn't having fun in life at all, but now i feel bursting with new energy and potency. Feeling scorn for your past, inferior, self helps me perpetuate this feeling of incredible happiness, and helps stop me from relapsing, or even considering thinking such miserable thoughts again. And for me that was exactly what i needed to fulfill my lifechanging experience on MDMA. Finally i am coming down. From an intense, bizarre, embarrassing, personal and ultimately just mind blowing experience with this wonderful substance. I am left with the lingering and yet buzzily intense afterglow of a permanently happy mindset. One that would at best, never completely go away again. It constantly surprises me as i write this, how incredibly drug-induced this all might sound to a random 'normal' member of society, that hasn't had any experiences similar to this one. Trust me however, i feel like i would imagine Siddhartha felt after he finally ended his inner turmoil and conflict, thus finding Buddha in himself. This little journey of mine has really helped me seemingly wipe a new, clean slate in my mind. A second chance, to live life in a fun, simple and incredibly fulfilling manner... The chance to put my inner demons behind me and step forward, as a new, improved, confident and incredibly fucking happy me. I am marveled by MDMA's effect on ones state of mind, and i completely understand why it gained popularity as a method for treating various mental illnesses, disorders or other problems in some circles. To be more exact: If someone were to ever manage to cram the incredibly intense happy-giddy MDMA afterglow into a safe and healthy pill, then humanity will have found its Soma. You wouldn't even need the rush of the drug itself, just if every human had access to a steady and controlled supply of afterglow pills, I might even have some faith in worldwide peace for the generations to come after ourselves. After writing this i spent the next 3 hours bursting with creative energy, making an awesome picture-collage type thing with photoshop, coming up with an incredible tattoo to help me remember this experience and what it has taught me about myself and life, and then finally lying down in bed to copy the passage above out of my notebook. I'm absolutely fucking bursting with pure happiness. I'm just going to skate down to the boardwalk with my notebook and my ipod and sit on the grass by the beach on this sunny motherfucking saturday afternoon. holy shit life has never been better. DISCLAIMER: i am not to be held responsible for ANYTHING that i said in this post, if theres some really big gay dumbass druggy mistakes in my text, i couldn't care less and will clear everything up later. Right now i feel way too awesome to spend another minute in front of my laptop, i gotta fucking go. more shit i came up with during tripping might be coming later, too and the last thing guys, Once in a lifetime. This will never happen to me again to such an extreme extent as it did this morning, and i will never go down drug street trying to find it. I might have to rebuff my happy mood every few months (like with vaccines lol), but oh my that shouldn't be a problem at all
6 Jan 2008
i lol'd
QUOTE A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called for support and a Senior Officer. Police quickly surrounded the car, and a Captain approached the driver to interrogate him. Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: whose car is this? Driver: It's mine, Captain. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. The trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying fuck told you I was speeding, too
29 Nov 2007
This thread is for ideas for the FSKBOT
dan gave me an idea for the FSKBOT this morning, when he was talking about going through random threads on the forums and having a laugh. I was thinking of a function that would give you the link to a random thread on this board and the topic title, along with functions to remove unfunny/useless links and maybe even add links to other classic funny things on the internets. i'm sceptical about the adding things function, but random threads/remove thread (based on a number system?) would be an awesome thing that we could do when bored! |
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